Sunday, October 12, 2008

observation-station... and Facial Hair


I feel like a foolish fool writing two blogs in a row, but the one I wrote last week was definitely not up to par. It was weak sauce. Foul and boring. I am shamed to be the author ha ha.

I love facial hair. Preferably on men. A beard on a man is much more attractive than on a lady at the circus. I don't know why I have recently acquired such an attraction to this phenomenon, but I have. It turns a boy into a man. It's a conversation piece. It's damn sexy is what it is. There are a few people out there like the loved Wes Jurkatis that probably shouldn't attempt to grow a beard because of the gross sparseness of the hairs. A fuller beard is the best. then comes an almost full beard. The ones that you couldn't get a hedge trimmer through though are scary. Long beards, handlebar moustaches, and soul patches aren't my favorite. A goatee works most of the time if it's done in the appropriate fashion. A five o'clock shadow is also highly desired. It shows that a man has the option of growing a sexy beard any time they would like, but they choose to keep it clean for work... or so that it is nicer for the ladies to kiss them ha ha. If I were a man, i would sport the beard for sure. Facial hair. Yummy.

I laugh at all of the different crazy quirky things that I realize I like so much. I think it's a gift to be so easily amused. I'm only bored when I have to fend for myself by myself, and most of the time I can usually find some sort of craft to keep me busy. I also think it's amusing to realize all of the things that I don't like. Much like Aubrey I think I have turned into an eyebrow critic. Like Nicole, I'm scared of boys with really strange last names. It's only for the future children's sake ha ha. From Brittney I get the trait of getting scared of people getting things too dirty. Unlike most, I think I've come to realize that (at least for the time being) I don't like cowboys. Rachel Andrea and lynz don't seems to be as scared so sorry...

Midterms suck. Fall break is too short. It needs to warm up 10 degrees and I'll be happy.


The preceding words of wisdom were by kenzi.